I am going to Mars . . . sorta

So I found this link online. I don't know if this is a hoax or not, but you can sign up your name and NASA engrave it on a microchip of the latest $gajillion robot rover that is being sent to Mars. Here is the official NASA proof:

I may regret this if an alien robot baby (because, like everyone knows, they have acute mico-vision) gets a hold of the rover and starts using it as a rattle or chew toy and rips it to shreds, exploding microchips out of it and then reads my name (because it can read English already), it may then come to earth looking to seek and destroy. Because although they look harmless, alien robot babies are in fact some of the most dangerous creatures in the entire Milky Way. That's just a fact.