Showing posts with label mascots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mascots. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17

The Springtime Basketball Tournament ®

The Springtime Basketball Tournament®
Since the name that is normally used for this "mad" time of year is registered, I came up with my own: The Springtime Basketball Tournament® (if you use it without my express written consent, then I get to hunt you down, beat the snot out of you and shot your dog)
Here are my Final 2+2®:
Michigan State, Memphis, Pitt, UNC - Pitt is crowned victorious after a tight battle with Michigan St.

Obama's Final 2+2®
Louisville, Memphis, Pitt, UNC

Emma Story!
Today she was filling out her bracket for our office pool. I kept hearing her say, "Oh, I bet they'll win. Oh, they're probably pretty good." Taking pity on the girl I went over to see how things were going - not good, not good at all. Really Emma #15 Binghamton beating out Duke in the first round? Or Western Kentucky making it to the Elite Eight?
I took some time to explain how the rankings work and that the closer the team is to being #1, the better they are. She understood and proceeded to print off a new bracket. Out of curiosity I asked her why she chose the teams she did, her response was (and I am not making this up), "I choose the teams according to who I think has the most black players on it." Can you blame her? Better factoring than choosing teams based on whether their mascot could beat up the other mascot I suppose.

Monday, September 29

Weirdest Mascot...by far

So, there have been many a-strange mascots in this world: Dickenson,ND "Midgets", Scottsdale, AZ Community College "Fighting Artichokes", Universtiy of Santa Cruz "Banana Slugs", etc.

But none have been as strange and just plain wrong as The Rhode Island School of Design's mascot. Go to this link and down to the Athletics portion of the page...you will be amazed. For further readings: Click Here.