Here are some examples:
*Dollar Menunaire from McDonald's
They used this to try and connect with the lazy, cheap, slobs of American society. I mean look at that dude guy in the ad, more like a "hair-don't". Shoulda called this class of people 'Lazeap Slobicans' - basically the same thing.
*Mexicutioner - Joakim Soria for the KC Royals - no Mexplanation needed.
*"Ginormous" from the movie Elf
Yes, our friends at Webster's Dictionary & Other Spelling Books Company have decided to add this 'neword' into their end all, be all book of definitions. C'mon! Its a compound word of both 'gigantic' and 'enormous'. Before you know it 'cotton-headed-ninny-muggins' will be a way for kids to get their mouths washed out with soap.
*Staycation - this is a vacation that you take in your home state or surrounding area
Isn't the point of a vacation to 'get away'? YES. Its dumb to think you need to go in debt to be on a cruise 6 weeks every summer anyways - unless of course you are the captain of a cruise ship. Then I suppose you come to Kansas.
*Bromance - A non-sexual relationship between 2 straight men that are unusually close
Really? We're allowing this? That's just brotastic.
*Scrotegé - looks up to and acts just like a toolbag that he admires
See what I mean?
Since I fancy myself as a 'pun master' of sorts, I have decided to add to this trend:
*Preancé - Someone you are dating who you are sure will become your fiancé soon
*Freevening - An evening all to yourself, especially one with no plans
*Myena - A pet hyena that is only yours
*Gunderwear - A holster for your gun
*Cupgrade - a. Larger drink at a restaurant b. a teenage girl getting older
Have any to add?
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